Suspect Device Handling 1.01

You're a plainclothes law enforcement officer in a Middle Eastern country rife with terrorism, first on the scene where a crowd has gathered around an apparently abandoned piece of luggage:-

What do you do?

1/. Move the crowd back to a safe distance, and call for assistance then wait for the bomb squad.

2/. Exclaim "fuck this for a game of soldiers" in Arabic, cack your pants and flee the scene in terror.

3/. Stroll over nonchalantly, lean over the potential IED and open it while surrounded by gawping yokels.

Apparently to the Levantine mind,option 3 is the answer. (Warning: fairly graphic content, don't complain we didn't warn you.)

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